I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.
I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.'
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said 'Tenpin?'I said, 'No, permanent.'
I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet. 'Best Before End'
I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.
I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said 'Analogue?'
I said 'No, just a watch.'
I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd been promoted. I was so shocked I swerved the car.
He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved again.
He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree. The police came and asked me what had happened. I said 'I careered off the road'
